Jon Bausman
Dear Santa Paws,
My name is Kirk The Floof. Remember, the floofy pup that you follow on Instagram? I am SOOO floofin’ excited for Christmas this year! How are you and Mrs. Clause doing? Can you say, “hi!” to Rudolph and the rest of the reindogs for me pawlease?
I am doing GREAT this year! My hoomans haven’t left for the evil workplace since MARCH! I’m not too good with time, but I know that was LONG ago. So, of course, I am getting lots of snuggles from dem and get to go on walks every day.
I tried to be really good this year, but I have to be paw-fectly honest… I may have rolled around in the grass after bath time a few times. But, I only jumped on the counter and grabbed one snack when the hoomans weren’t looking. Just one time….that’s three times less than last year!
Anywho, as you probably know, Christmas is coming, and I’ve got a few things on my list. Let’s start off with the fun stuff… TOYS!
Holiday Dog Wish List – Toys
Planet Ball
You know how much I love a good game of fetch, so a new ball would be the best gift for both my hoomans and I! Mom even says that people call it the “world’s best dog ball.”
Hide a Squirrel
Between you and I, I am dying to catch a squirrel. The problem is the ones in my backyard are just too fast. This way, I would love to play hide and squeak with them without having to find them in the backyard.
Surprise Hedgies
Who doesn’t love surprises?! My hoomans bought me one of the Surprise Hedgies and really really want all of them for my collection! I’d love for Connor Cactus, but Gary Galaxy would be pretty cool too.
Squeaker Matz
Fact: squeaker toys are better than all other toys. That’s why I need one with more than 16 squeakers to chew on.
HedgeHogz
Let’s get to the point… I love hedge hugs. I may have chewed up my last one of these, but this one is bigger so I can’t chew it up ’cause I can’t get da whole thing in my mouth! And I was sooooo bored when I did that…. The hoomans left me alone for days! Or maybe it was hours…
Hide N Slide Puzzle
My family loves puzzle night, but I’m never allowed to play. Something about I’ll eat all the pieces. So I’d love to have my own puzzle where eating is encouraged. And Outward Hound makes so many different kinds, I just wanna play puzzle time, Santa!
Now for my second favorite thing – all things food!
Holiday Dog Wish List – Feeders
Wholesome Pride Treats
Santa Paws, I think your reindoggos would love these treats, too. They’re made with less than 5 ingredients, and they’re made in the USA, and I think they’re so, so tasty. They have new salmon, chicken and beef protein treats that I REALLY need to try, ok!?
Wobble Bowl
I love to play with my food! Dis Wobble Bowl would make my breakfast so much more fun! Plus my mom LOVES that it’s quiet and doesn’t scratch her pretty wood floors. (Believe me, it’s a sooper big deal when I scratch them up, so this toy is really special.) It takes me, like, so much longer to eat, but I don’t mind cause it’s such a floppy fun time!
Fun Feeder
After a long day at the dog park, a dood as floofy as me gets hungry! When I come home, I;m ready to eat… fast. Outward Hound’s Fun Feeder would be a pawtastic way to help slow me down and remind me to enjoy my meal. It’s a game so I wouldn’t even be mad at you.
I can’t wait for you to visit our house this year, Santa Paws! I hope you read dis dog wish list I spent so long writing it! Took forever ’cause I only used two paws. I promise if you bring me one of dez presents I’ll leave out some milk and cookies for you.
Love the floofiest dog in Texas,
Kirk The Floof
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