UNHEARD OF PAWLITICAL
CAMPAIGN SEEKS TO PUT FIRST
DOG IN OFFICE
Einstein the dog is running to be the next Oakland Mayor. Would you vote for him?
Before you jump to any conclusions, let us tell you about this aspiring pawlitician.
Einstein’s platform includes initiatives for both humans and animals. For humans, he is concerned about compensation, healthcare & the environment. In regards to animals, he is a strong believer of punishment for animal cruelty, equal access to public parks and helping dogs in need. All in all, Einstein is running with the intention of creating a more peaceful city.
As you can see from his photos, he really is a dog of the city. But perhaps the real
question is this: could there really be a dog in office? According to California law,
Einstein is unable to count as an official write-in candidate. He is not a United States
Citizen nor is he registered to vote. Regardless, once the election is over, Einstein will receive a count of votes. So while we may not expect to see Einstein in office anytime soon, people will definitely be voting for him, and we don’t blame them one bit!